Posted on October 28, 2017April 25, 2019 by Clinton GallagherPurchase Trump Tweets Trump Tweets $5.00 each (nominal shipping rates apply) President Trump tweets daily and often more than once per day. His tweets are both entertaining, informative and often caustic to those who may be deemed antithetical to the goal of Making America Great Again. Trump Tweets are a Near Field Communication (NFC) product which is comprised of an unpowered electrical integrated circuit laminated with PVC. This product is the size of a typical credt or debit card. When a tapping gesture is made near or onto the NFC product using an NFC-enabled SmartPhone the SmartPhone emanates power activating the NFC integrated circuit enabling the device to read and process a programmatic instruction stored on the NFC chip set. At cellular network speeds the SmartPhone sends the instruction to Twitter’s web servers which will automatically return President Trump’s tweets to be displayed on the screen of the device. NO TWITTER ACCOUNT REQUIRED REQUIRES NFC-enabled reader device typically a SmartPhone running Android OS (no app required) or Apple iPhone 7 or newer running iOS 11 with freely available NFC reader app installed. WARNING DO NOT KEEP THIS OR ANY NFC-ENABLED PRODUCT IN THE SAME POCKET OR PURSE COMPARTMENT THAT ALSO CONTAINS AN NFC-ENABLED DEVICE SUCH AS A SMARTPHONE THAT IS POWERED ON AND UNLOCKED THAT WILL COME “NEAR” OR MAKE CONTACT WITH THE NFC DEVICE. THE POWER EMINATING FROM THE DEVICE WILL INCESSANTLY ACTIVATE THE NFC CIRCUITRY WHICH WILL OVERHEAT THE BATTERY OF THE POWERED DEVICE WHICH IN TURN CAN AND LIKELY WILL DAMAGE THE POWERED DEVICE.